Although your body is a temple, covering yourself in bits of stained glass and swallowing thousands of candles has yet to be proven an effective beautification method. Shine up your shrine with today's Groupon: for $60, you get an anti-aging facial treatment at Carol's About Face (a $120 value).
Aesthetician Carol Neuhauser applies 25 years of experience to treating clients with a repertoire of skin-soothing services. During the anti-aging facial treatment, manual microdermabrasion gently sloughs away dead skin cells, clearing the path for a salubrious boost in fresh oxygen intake. Elasticity then bounces back with an assist from an acid wash and cream seal made from plant extract, which also reduce pigmentation and promote the production of under-skin collagen factories. Skin surfaces can stay smooth for up to three months, the same amount of time it takes to polish the Empire State Building with a children's toothbrush.