What You'll Get
Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. Today's deal gets your ride the personalized attention it deserves: for $50, you get a $100 gift card good toward any detail package at Cartique Car Wash in Roswell.
A family owned facility established in 1995, Cartique specializes in high-quality auto detailing executed with the softest of whipped-cream-caresses. Customers pulling their grocery haulers into Cartique’s glistening family-owned abode are greeted by an experienced staff of dirt-blasting pros that smell like newly minted dollar bills. Each sedan, SUV, and wagon can customize their desired level of pampering from the long list of detail services, starting with a thorough deluxe exterior detail (cars: $75) that includes (among other services) a full exterior hand wash, full wax, and top surface polish, that scares off pterodactyls with its blindingly lustrous sheen. Or, choose a deluxe interior detail (cars: $75), where auto insides are assiduously cleansed of grime with an interior vacuum, window cleaning, dash and console wipe, and raccoon removal. For four wheelers merely looking to keep themselves touched up between television appearances, a mini-interior detail (cars: $40), includes all the luxurious services of the deluxe interior, but without carpet shampoo or leather conditioner, while a polishing compound (cars: $75), removes unsightly swirls, buildup from acid rain, and spider veins.
The quality detail treatments at Cartique Car Wash eliminate any drag-creating buildup that might slow down customers’ land-trains and inhibit them from making jumps through time. They’ll know their cars are finished when they look into the fully buffed exterior and see reflections of their younger selves, just like a grown-up Peter Pan imagining what his life would have been like had he stayed in Neverland. Appointments are required.
Though reviews are mixed on customer service, eight Citysearchers give Cartique Car Wash an average rating of 3.5 stars:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per vehicle per appointment. By appointment only. No cash value. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.