What You'll Get
Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. Rather than having bitter robots wash your car at a gas station, today's Groupon gets your ride the luxurious hand washing it deserves: for $18, you get a Gold Package car wash by hand, tire shine, and trunk vaccuming, plus 15% off any additional services purchased, at Cartique Carwash in Roswell (up to a $41 value). An additional $5 charge applies to large SUVs, and an additional $10 fee applies to Suburbans and full-size trucks.
Cartique specializes in high-quality auto cleaning executed with the softest of whipped-cream-caressing touches. Customers pulling their grocery haulers into Cartique’s glistening family-owned abode are greeted by an experienced staff of dirt-blasting pros trained to leave no floor mat unturned. Each sedan, SUV, minivan, or wagon is treated to a thorough Gold Package hand wash, which includes a gentle lamb wool hand wash, chamois hand dry, hand buff, and express wax ($35), to restore the luster to its metallic mane. Vacuum-wielding treasure hunters comb vehicle interiors, expunging grime while unearthing fossilized french fries. Additionally, attendants shine up and dress all four weathered tires ($4), vacuum trunks ($2), and give dashboards, consoles, and windows a thorough wipe down that removes dust and mathematical equations written in soap. Today's Groupon also grants 15% off any additional services purchased at the time of redemption; options include carpet cleaning, leather-seat cleaning and conditioning, and the application of odor eliminators.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Extra $5 fee for mini vans, small SUVs, and wagons. $10 fee for Large SUVs and suburbans. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.