What You'll Get
For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $150, you get five laser hair-removal treatments of the lip, chin, bikini line, or underarm at Chernoff and Associates Cosmetic Surgeons (up to a $750 value).
The staff at Chernoff and Associates harnesses the latest technology to fleece flesh of unwanted outgrowth. After a complimentary consultation, patients can relax as a laser glides over designated areas, ousting offensive tufts like the bouncer at a dance club for tumbleweeds. With today's deal, patrons can forsake pestilent fuzz with five 30- to 45-minute treatments of a single small area. All five treatments must be applied to the same area; each new session yields progressively effective results, further slowing hair's re-growth or at least forcing it to migrate to more hospitable climes, such as the top of the head, the nostrils, or the nearest craggy rock formation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. May redeem across visits. Valid only for Lip, Chin, Bikini, or Underarm. Must use all treatments on same area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Chernoff and Associates Cosmetic Surgeons
An outspoken advocate and preeminent researcher of medical laser technology, Dr. Gregory Chernoff brings his vast experience in the field to his cosmetic practice. Together with Dr. Khoa Lai and Dr. Montegut, he spearheads the charge against unwanted bodily imperfections such as obesity, unwanted hair, and varicose veins with both surgical and nonsurgical procedures. Outside of his practice, Dr. Chernoff has appeared on Dateline and BBC World News to promote the proliferation of lasers in medical procedures and the declaration of a national laser day.