Without barbers, goatees would run amok, disrupting disdainful nose wrinkles and hindering jaws’ ability to hit the floor after particularly suspenseful Scrabble tournaments. Reap the benefits of barbers’ clippers with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get two men's haircuts to be used by one man at Chop It Up Barbershop, valid only at the Lynnwood and Woodinville locations (a $40 value).
Chop it Up Barbershop's seasoned shearers creatively prune all variety of head topiaries while refereeing intelligent chatter about everything from sports to politics. During a luxurious 30-minute trim, locks bask under clippers’ trendsetting radiance, escaping the taxing responsibility of shielding scalps from sunbeams and wigs in search of a place to roost. Burst free from the shackles of shouted bar-side anecdotes and the Chinese fingertraps of crowded billiards halls to challenge a buddy at the central pool table. The clack of spheres gently weaves through Chop It Up Barbershop's open space, complete with hardwood floors and dynamically designed black and white walls.