Unlike pets and houseguests, vehicles don’t hold grudges after getting sprayed with a hose and locked outside the house. Thank understanding cars with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get an auto-service package at Christian Brothers Automotive in Jackson (a $136.95 total value). The package includes:

• Three oil changes (an $80.97 value)
• Two tire rotations (a $25.98 value)
• $30 off any additional service

Christian Brothers Automotive's team of talented mechanics keeps vehicles running smoothly with myriad maintenance and repair services. The full-service oil change ensures long-lasting engine purrs, as technicians trade out grimy lubricant for a fresh dose of semi-synthetic oil and a brand-new filter. During the 45- to 60-minute service, mobile masters top off essential fluids, gauge tire pressure, and perform a courtesy inspection to check for engine fleas. During the 15- to 20-minute tire rotation, tires are swapped into new wells to promote consistent performance, extending their lifespan and ensuring even erosion on rubbery circles.

Patrons are also granted $30 off any additional service, should any machinery malfunctions be uncovered during the course of the maintenance. While waiting for their motor steeds to return road-ready, owners can hop into Christian Brothers Automotive's free shuttle or ease into leather furniture in the cozy waiting area, trolling the Internet with free WiFi or whittling popsicle sticks into miniature presidential figurines.