Hair follicles often become emaciated from constantly expending energy to retain their vise-like grip on the scalp. Replace thinned-out strands with today's Groupon: for $120, you get a four-week nonsurgical SensiGraft hair-graft trial at Christoffels & Company (a $400 value).
The hair-loss specialists at Christoffels & Company restore sparse pates to states of former follicular glory using noninvasive treatments. Developed for gentlemen between the ages of 18 and 90, the SensiGraft system fits heads with a customized natural-looking and natural-feeling hair-replacement graft made of human or synthetic locks. After an initial evaluation, a staff member finds a suitable hairpiece from the in-house stock or places a custom order, which can take about a fortnight to arrive. A two-hour fitting applies the piece to the cranium, creating a realistic hairline and convincing coif. Colored and styled to each client's needs, this graft stays in place with a secure adhesive, enduring surprising situations that would normally make hair stand on end, fall out, or attempt to attach itself to the closest dryer lint trap. After sporting the new 'do for a trial four weeks, the adhesive loses strength and clients have the option to embark on the monthly maintenance plan for reaffixing ($298–$450/month).