Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon from Cindy St. John at Egos Salon & Day Spa in Topeka or Designers Salon in Lawrence. Choose between the following options:

• For $17, you get a Shellac manicure (up to a $35 value).
• For $15, you get a waxing treatment for two areas of your choice—eyebrows, chin, or upper lip (up to a $30 value).

Cindy St. John wields more than 20 years as a trained beauty expert to perfectly polish nails and gently strip unwanted strands. During the 45-minute Shellac manicure, Cindy files and shapes finger shingles to perfection before coating them with a long-lasting Shellac polish that resists scratching, chipping, and being vandalized by small-scale graffiti artists.

Those looking to prep faces for an upcoming photo shoot or mug shot can enlist Cindy's aid in waging war against unwanted bristles on the eyebrows ($15), upper lip ($11), or chin ($9). After two waxing sessions on any combination of those areas, customers will leave the salon with well-landscaped facial mounds and unrivaled emoting capabilities. Groupon customers also receive an additional 25% off a haircut from Cindy if booked when redeeming the Groupon.