What You'll Get
All hands and feet require regular maintenance, except for permacured toes and the Hamburger Helper glove, which is immortal. Take care of what you actually have with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a classic manicure (a $20 value) and pedicure (a $40 value) at Citrin Spa & Wellness Center (a $60 total value).
Citrin Spa's expert nailsmiths buff away wear and tear from finger and toe shields during the spa's classic mani-pedi combo. Cuticle caretakers start by knocking nail beds back into shape, chipping away finger foulness created by rough play, environmental damage, and high fives from Captain Hook. Hands and arms will both receive soothing succor with a lotion-aided massage before talented talon technicians seal the treatment with a precise polish. Next, panting dogs can lap up luxury during a stress-ceasing soak in the pedicure pool. The tootsie treatment then moves to invigorating exfoliation as the spa's skin scrubbers scrape away rough layers to reveal the moisture-rich pads and forgotten tattoos of Edward James Olmos hidden just underneath. The entire treatment concludes as nails get clipped, buffed, and polished to the height of human hoof health.
To ensure optimal execution of relaxation rituals, Citrin Spa advises patrons to arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled appointment. Owing to a phobia of words that end in -nday, Citrin Spa is closed on Sundays and Mondays.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Must be used in 1 visit. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.