Claremont Colonic and Nutrient Resource Clinic

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What You'll Get


Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon to Claremont Colonic and Nutrient Resource Clinic. Choose from the following options:

  • For $37, you get one colon-hydrotherapy treatment (a $75 value).

  • For $46, you get a two-part spa package (a $95 value). The treatments include:

    • One infrared sauna session (a $45 value)
    • One detox footbath (a $50 value)

  • For $83, you get a three-part spa package (a $170 value). The treatments include:

    • One infrared sauna session (a $45 value)
    • One detox footbath (a $50 value)
    • One colon-hydrotherapy treatment (a $75 value)

  • For $95, you get an all-day pampering package (a $200 value). The treatment includes:

    • One ear-candling treatment (a $30 value)
    • One infrared sauna session (a $45 value)
    • One detox footbath (a $50 value)
    • One colon-hydrotherapy treatment (a $75 value)

Claremont Colonic and Nutrient Resource Clinic provides a suite of wellness services aimed at resuscitating bodies. The colon-hydrotherapy session gently unclogs intestinal tubing with the gentle flow of a pressurized irrigation system. The I-ACT-certified tech gently guides sterilized water through the colon, helping to break down buildup caused by poor eating habits and years of swallowing gum. The infrared sauna session ensconces pamperees in a wooded shack filled with heated wavelengths for 30 minutes. As pearls of perspiration push through the skin, the body releases sodium, heavy metals, and repressed memories of childhoods spent in a volcano.

During the 30-minute detox footbath, clients submerge lower bipedals into a bath of warm waves. As the specialized solution purges cells of encroaching pollutants, the water will begin to transform into a variety of hues, which can be deciphered by a friendly staffer or read like tea leaves to predict who will win the World Series. Patients enjoying the full-day pampering package undergo a 30-minute, noninvasive ear candling, which helps clear hearing canals of ocular buildup with a heated spiral cone.

Though Claremont Colonic and Nutrient Resource Clinic sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon is still the best deal available.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Mar 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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