What You'll Get
The pen is mightier than the sword, but that’s only because the pen spends three nights per week bench-pressing paper clips. Stay in tiptop sharp-object-dodging shape with today’s Groupon to Club Meadowvale in Mississauga. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get one month of fitness (a $79 value).
- For $20, you get one month of squash and fitness (an $89 value).
For more than 30 years, Club Meadowvale has been fostering able-bodied lifestyles in 40,000 square feet of fitness facilities. Slam serves off the walls of five international squash courts without having to pay pesky court fees or bothersome imperial racquet tariffs. Volley junkies can reserve courts online and access the rest of club’s repertoire of heart-rate hasteners, with the exception of the tennis facilities.
Meanwhile, the fitness package transforms weak, wormy poindexters into fit, confident poindexters with access to cardio and weight equipment, as well as heated indoor and outdoor pools; classes in yoga, Pilates, and spinning; and more. Attended locker rooms enact a tentative armistice between the soothing soaks of whirlpools and the therapeutic vapours of its rival steam room. After a hard day’s conditioning, seat organ-houses at the scenic patio or bask in the glow of the lounge’s luxurious aura to meet fellow fitness fiends or discuss investments in endorphin-laced-soda commodities.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 addl as a gift. Limit 1/visit. Must activate memb by 4/5/12, memb exp 1 month from activation date. Valid only for option purchased. By appt only; subj to avail. Must be 18+. New clients only. Squash option not valid M-F 5pm-7:30pm. Non-transferable. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.