Much like a sensitive heart, a car requires regular care if it is to work properly, speed up and slow down at the right times, and come in handy on first dates. Shower love on your loyal locomotive with today's Groupon: for $30, you get an oil change, a tire rotation, wiper blades, and a safety check at Coffey Automotive in St. Charles (up to a $135.08 value).

At Coffey Automotive, owner Jeff Coffey and his team of ASE-certified technicians treat each and every car with the same TLC they give to their own vehicles and second-favorite family members. Harboring the latest automotive technology and the freshest wrench-juggling skills, the master technicians will replenish your vehicle with up to five quarts of 5W30 synthetic blend oil to help keep it running smoothly and efficiently. An included tire rotation will help to extend the overall life of each street sphere and to ensure consistent road performance as your vehicle traverses all kinds of road conditions, terrain, and existential crises. The technicians will also outfit wheels with a new set of wiper blades before performing a comprehensive safety check to test for proper system function and correct fluid levels.

A certified AAA-approved shop, Coffey Automotive offers a comfortable showroom where customers can relax, watch television, and nosh on edibles from the snack machine as they wait for the techs to finish preening their ride. The complete oil change typically takes around one hour or 45 recitations of "The Star-Spangled Banner" to complete, and wholly synthetic oil is available for an additional fee.