Spider veins look like nets on legs, which can convince the appendages that they're butterflies or babies who kept crawling away. Free gams from their purple snares with today's Groupon: for $129, you get two non-invasive spider-vein treatments at Columbia Medical Dermatology and Skincare in Columbia (a $300 value).
Under the tutelage of medical director Dr. Natasha Sandy, the highly trained nurses and technicians at Columbia Medical Dermatology and Skincare expertly blast away at unwanted vessels using a Cutera CoolGlide laser. Small red capillaries and blue spider veins get absorbed by the body after one or more 15- to 30-minute sessions, leaving behind more pristine legs or faces. The cool tip of the laser offsets the pulses of vein-damaging light and heat, and most patients feel only a light stinging. Treatments, like anacondas' progressive dinner parties, should be scheduled eight weeks apart.