Teeth are generally reserved for animals, with the exception of the potato, which developed teeth to masticate nutrients after photosynthesis became exclusive to pretentious aboveground leafage. Make your teeth feel exclusive with today's Groupon to Comprehensive Dental Care of West Hartford. Choose between the following options:
•For $89, you get a new patient dental x-rays, cleaning, and exam package (a $335 value).
•For $179, you get a new patient dental x-rays, cleaning, and exam package with a take-home whitening treatment (a $645 value).
Comprehensive Dental Care of West Hartford sports an enameled faculty of doctors who practice both general and cosmetic dentistry to brighten and whiten countless tooth collectives. The one-hour cusped consultation begins when one of Comprehensive Dental's hygienists snaps a series of diagnostic digital x-rays (a $160 value) to chart the patient's dental history and map out hidden mandible treasure troves of Captain Crunch's sugar doubloons. Patients then meet with a hygienist for a cleaning and periodontal charting (a $95 value) followed by a comprehensive oral, cosmetic, and algebraic exam (an $80 value).
The teeth-whitening treatment, which takes 30 additional minutes, includes a set of custom-molded impressions. Patients can return after their initial appointment to retrieve and tote the customized trays home along with a special bleaching agent to correct the discoloration and spotting that results from late-night incisors-versus-molars spitball battles (a $310 value). Comprehensive Dental offers lifetime bleaching refills to mouths who return for continued tooth tutelage during regularly scheduled exams.
928 Farmington Ave.
West Hartford, Connecticut 06107