A grocery store is like a carnival midway—it offers shelves and shelves of goodies that only become available after lobbing baseballs at stacks of bottles. Today's Groupon brings the fresh food without the carnie cons: for $10, you get $25 worth of gourmet groceries and prepared foods at Constantino's Market in the Warehouse District. This Groupon is valid at the downtown location only and is not valid toward alcohol or cigarettes.
A 30-year Cleveland institution, Constantino’s offers upscale grocery items and healthy foods prepared daily to pick up for last-minute lunches, predestined dinner parties, and unexpected visits by Tudor kings. Constantino’s has recently expanded to include multiple specialty departments such as a salad and hot-foods bar, as well as a larger meat and produce section. The updated café area lets you enjoy al fresco dining during the warmer months and provides wireless Internet in case you need a strong, silent, Chuck Norris–obsessed dining companion. As you browse the shining pyramids of fruits, breads baked in-house, and packaged goods, expert floor associates will help you map out your run through the store so that you avoid any quicksand pits, blow-darts, or giant boulders. Run by the Mavromichalis family, grocery-business veterans who tailor each of their shops to its surrounding neighborhood, Constantino’s continues to strengthen the downtown neighborhood community by fostering goodwill between its roaming herds of office workers. Like a Monopoly board, Constantino’s boasts ample free parking, so drive your thimble over and stock your shelves with gourmet goodies courtesy of today’s Groupon.