What You'll Get
A high-protein diet can help build muscle, which comes in handy for fighting off a shark that is also on a high-protein diet. Take a bite out of the circle of life with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of meat and other goods at Cooper's Meat Market on Broadway. Cooper's stocks USDA prime and aged, grain-fed beef alongside other high-quality edibles such as pork and chicken. Once inside Cooper's meat museum, feast your eyes on prized protein sculptures from the butcher's block or smokehouse, which include hickory-smoked salami ($5.95), veal tenderloins ($35 a pound), and peppered turkey and beef jerky ($7.75 each). For kitchenless clients or on-the-go hosts of apocalypse parties, Cooper's also stockpiles large rations of prepared casseroles and deli-style lunch fare for pick-up or delivery (orders must be placed at least one day in advance).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per order. Not valid toward alcohol. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.