A high-protein diet can help build muscle, which comes in handy for fighting off a shark that is also on a high-protein diet. Take a bite out of the circle of life with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of meat and other goods at Cooper's Meat Market on Broadway. Cooper's stocks USDA prime and aged, grain-fed beef alongside other high-quality edibles such as pork and chicken. Once inside Cooper's meat museum, feast your eyes on prized protein sculptures from the butcher's block or smokehouse, which include hickory-smoked salami ($5.95), veal tenderloins ($35 a pound), and peppered turkey and beef jerky ($7.75 each). For kitchenless clients or on-the-go hosts of apocalypse parties, Cooper's also stockpiles large rations of prepared casseroles and deli-style lunch fare for pick-up or delivery (orders must be placed at least one day in advance).
6002 Broadway St.
San Antonio, Texas 78209Get Directions