What You'll Get
A jellyfish's handshake is simultaneously weak and poisonous, which is why it seldom makes good first impressions. Avoid the jellyfish effect by donning new duds with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 toward designer clothing and accessories at Coplon's on Forest Drive.
The garment experts at Coplon's bring the latest designer clothing and accessories to local fashion lovers by keeping a watchful eye on the runways of New York, Paris, and Milan. Clothes from haute couture heavyweights such as Michael Kors, Lela Rose, and Jason Wu furnish a thread palette for painting a tapestry of high-end garb on a blank human canvas. Torso teguments include a Michael Stars henley top ($72), a collarless pullover shirt that fashion borrowed to flatter females from a historically masculine style and never returned, citing the finders-keepers rule. A pair of Three Dots Cotton leggings ($64) shows off lower limb curves, and 7 For All Mankind jeans ($198 regular, $59.99 sale) cover trunk toters in a sheath of comfortable denim.
Lucite earrings by Alexis Bittar ($95) can empower ears enough to supplant listening to television ads for listening to the mellifluous tunes of ear-ornament whispers. An assortment of shoes and handbags ensure hands and feet do not miss the boat to the land of the well-dressed and often-complimented—a boat that travels faster than a cheetah wearing an aerodynamic leotard.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. In-store only. Not valid on previous purchases, cosmetics, layaways, or special orders. Valid only at listed location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.