What You'll Get
Adding water results in less floury biscuits, larger foam dinosaurs, and slides that won't give a shirtless cousin friction burn. Increase your own water content with today's Groupon to Corpell's Water. Choose from the following options:
- For $159, you get a water cooler, 18 5-gallon water bottles for delivery, and two individual stainless-steel wide-mouth water bottles (a $350.48 total value).
- For $39, you get a punch card for 20 5-gallon water bottles for pickup (an $89.80 value).
- For $29, you get 12 5-gallon water bottles for delivery and a stainless-steel wide-mouth personal water bottle (a $96.99 total value).
Awarded the Certificate of Excellence in Manufacturing from the Canadian Bottled Water Association, Corpell's Water utilizes a multistage filtering process, stainless-steel and food-grade piping, and hourly in-house and weekly third-party quality tests to produce enticing jugs of pristine drinakables. The 10-step filtration process catapults water through reverse osmosis, UV sterilization, and ozonation before bottling it in 5-gallon bottles for delivery or pickup. For the cooler bereft, Corpell's delivers a base-model water cooler to begin the waterworks (a $200 value), and then helps it fulfill its delugian destiny by stocking it with water bottles in minimum increments of three (a $7.25 value/bottle; three bottles typically equal a one-month supply) and by providing individual stainless-steel wide-mouth water bottles (a $9.99 value/bottle) so imbibers always have pure, refreshing water to put out small pants fires.
Buyers who prefer to pick up their water can opt for the 20-bottle punch card and drive their car or horse-drawn inner tube to Corpell's Water's location on Pembina Highway. A $10 deposit fee is required for each bottle, and empties can be returned to Corpell's during the scheduled delivery or dropped off at the facility.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 add'l as gifts. Limit 1 per household and business. Valid only for option purchased. New customers only. Delivery not valid with 5 Gallon Punch Card option. Minimum 3 bottles per delivery. Bottle deposits apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.