If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman smoothness. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today's Groupon. For $99, you get four laser hair-removal sessions at the Cosmetic Surgery Center (up to a $600 value), located off I-264 on Greenwich Road. Choose to de-fuzz your upper lip, chin, underarms, sideburns, bikini line, ears, neck, or shoulders. All four treatments must be for the same area; customers may use up to two Groupons per customer for a total of eight treatments.
The Cosmetic Surgery Center's laser was sent back through time to terminate unwanted hair quickly and safely, using tough yet gentle photons that harmlessly pass through the skin and directly impact hair follicles for long-lasting hairlessness. Visitors will enjoy a pleasant and relaxing atmosphere where a knowledgeable staff led by Dr. JoAnne Lopes will guide them along the road to wind-cutting smoothness that impresses dolphins and gaggles of notepad-toting racecar engineers. More effective than waxing and easier than guiding a pair of tweezers with the Force or peeling off scores of postage stamps from the skin, laser treatments provide effective and long-lasting results. Additionally, Dr. Lopes will be on hand to monitor each of the four treatments, and lasers are calibrated for empathy and small talk.
Smooth skin is like a new issue of a glossy magazine, in that everyone wants to take a peek at it and it looks great on a coffee table. Skin owners who benefit from getting lased are proven to strut with 65% more attitude than sticky tree-sap-covered amateur hair shedders, and are less likely to permanently adhere to popsicle sticks or be mistaken for post-it notes. Call ahead to schedule your appointment and jettison cumbersome hair from your body vessel with today’s Groupon.
- I am so fortunate that I found Dr. Lopes. I feel that with all my procedure interests, she truly understood a woman's needs! She has kept me looking fabulous for years! – P.D., Cosmetic Surgery Center website
- I couldn't be more enthused with Dr. JoAnne Lopes or her staff. To be greeted at the door with a warm smile from her receptionist that continued on throughout the rest of the office staff, was so comforting. Everyone was so supportive throughout the surgery process and continue to do so with my follow up appointments. – W.B., Cosmetic Surgery Center website
- I am so happy with the results of my Breast Augmentation. Dr. Lopes was so supportive and caring from my very first visit all the way through my recovery. She gave me exactly what I was looking for, and I am extremely thrilled with my new shape! – J.B., Cosmetic Surgery Center website
Cosmetic Surgery Center
Board-certified plastic surgeon Dr. JoAnne Lopes has worked at the Cosmetic Surgery Center for more than 14 years. Surrounded by a scenic waterfront, the facility encompasses several rooms for consultations and treatments, including a fully accredited OR—which includes a recovery room— as well as rooms specifically set up for laser and skin care treatments. Aside from cosmetic surgery, Dr. Lopes also administers minimally invasive treatments such as Botox and fillers, which restore volume and reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. Her office also offers Latisse, an FDA-approved prescription that helps grow darker, fuller, and longer eyelashes in 8 to 12 weeks.