What You'll Get
Someone who doesn’t have perfect eyesight can only wake up with crystal-clear vision if she sleeps wearing contacts or builds a bubble of corrective lens around her bed. Find your way back to the natural state of sight with today’s Groupon: for $2,600, you get bilateral custom LASIK vision correction (a $4,998 value), plus dry-eye treatment (a $150 value) at Crown Laser Center in Creve Coeur (a $5,148 total value). A consultation is required to determine candidacy.
During LASIK surgery, an expert technician tenderly reconfigures the cornea using a cutting-edge laser-based system, yielding 20/20 vision for many recipients. By correcting abnormal curvatures on the eye's surface, patients can relieve conditions such as nearsightedness, farsightedness, astigmatism, and ocular detachment during comedic moments of surprise. During one approximately 18-minute session, a seasoned LASIK surgeon uses a precise mechanical instrument to gingerly lift a hair-thin section of the corneal surface before masterfully sculpting the cell layers beneath with laser light. Ocular spheroids receive collagen plugs and eye drops so that tear ducts can continue making tears every time their owners remember that Pluto is no longer a planet. Clients also lay claim to one year's worth of coverage for prescription retreatment. Patients follow up surgery by resting and rendezvousing with a doctor at a later date. Crown Laser's experienced surgical team can answer any questions and help you choose a retirement home for your old frames.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Consultation required. Must redeem consultation by 11/20/11, LASIK procedure must be performed by 1/31/12. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Crown Vision Center
When Alive magazine publisher Elizabeth Tucker first thought about LASIK surgery as an alternative to the glasses she had worn since second grade, she didn't think it was an option. She feared the cost, worried about the time off work, and was unsure about how safe the procedure would be. Luckily, numerous friends told her about the transformative effects of their own procedures, and she finally decided to take the plunge at Crown Vision Center. There, a team of board-certified ophthalmologists, optometrists, and surgeons put Elizabeth and other patients at ease as they correct corneas with trained hands and cutting-edge equipment, boasting a 99% surgery-success rate. Elizabeth is now glasses-free and doesn't regret a thing. "It's been life-changing for me," she says in a video on the laser center's website, "I would recommend it to anyone."