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What You'll Get
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today's Groupon: for $850, you get one CoolSculpting treatment, a nonsurgical fat reduction procedure, at Crutchfield Dermatology in Eagan (a $1,500 value). Today's deal is best for targeted areas and for those within 15 pounds of their ideal body weight.
Board-certified dermatologist Dr. Crutchfield and his team of friendly, experienced technicians purge pudge with the CoolSculpting system, a noninvasive liposuction alternative that contours bulbous bodies. Exhausted exercisers vexed by lingering muffin tops, love handles, or paunches will evict freeloading fat during the one-to-three-hour sculpting session. A pop of intense cold from two cooling panels crystallizes fat cells so they can be naturally flushed from the body during two to four months. Patients can surf the office's WiFi or peruse a magazine during the procedure, which poses little to no downtime with results visible in as little as three weeks. Weight can be kept off long-term by eating right, exercising regularly, and avoiding clown mirrors.
Some patients experience mild redness, tingling, or bruising post-treatment, which is temporary.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only, must call to schedule appointment by 7/13. Not valid for medical bills, purchase of products, or initial consultation. No cash value. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.