What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon for massage services from Massage by Daniel. Choose between the following options:
- For $27, you get one 60-minute massage (a $60 value).
- For $70, you get three 60-minute massages (a $180 value).
Seasoned practitioner Daniel Strelka customizes each Swedish, deep-tissue, and cranial-sacral massage, aiming to alleviate clients’ individual aches and stresses. In addition to his knowledge of massage therapy, Strelka possesses experience in martial arts, energy work, and meditation, helping him fine-tune his focus on each client. During Swedish massages, a hydrating oil or lotion helps long, flowing hand movements glide along the body more smoothly than a hockey puck sliding through outer space. More intense, deep-tissue techniques increase pressure on sore musculature, and cranial-sacral sessions target spinal discomfort.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Massage by Daniel
With 12 years of experience in martial arts, Daniel Strelka knows his way around a confrontation. Believing that bodies fight themselves when they are stressed, Daniel employs different massage styles to ease stress and help the body heal itself, not unlike cartoon hero Wolverine and real hero Four-Armed Doctor Man. He has patients lie down for 30 or 60 minutes of massage services as he eases sinews by employing strokes of the Swedish and relaxation modalities. Daniel's health center also burrows down deeper into the body through acupressure and cranial-sacral massage, and he offers reiki and guided meditation to quiet surging storms in the cerebral cortex.