What You'll Get
Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don’t speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today’s Groupon to Women’s Wellness Institute in Bethesda. Click here to see a list of valid treatment areas, then choose from the following options:
- For $235, you get five laser hair-removal treatments for a small area (up to a $715 value).
- For $365, you get five laser hair-removal treatments for a medium area (up to a $1,100 value).
- For $535, you get five laser hair-removal treatments for a large area (up to a $2,000 value).
Women’s Wellness Institute’s seasoned staff delivers laser hair-removal treatments that use an elite Palomar laser to target the follicle directly. The institute’s bristle-banishing pros take time to explain the science behind the smoothing treatments, ensuring that clients understand their own hair growth, the effects of the procedure, and the very narrow likelihood of the laser turning them into crime-fighting mutants. Most patients require five treatments to enjoy the full effect, depending on the area, but each session may render the selected area progressively finer and softer. As body hair grows on different cycles depending on its part, these treatments are repeated accordingly based on a client’s individual hair life cycle in order to catch all stray strands, even the leisurely ones that congregate around the body’s inner water cooler.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person for small area option, may buy 1 more as a gift; limit 1 per person for medium & large area options. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate first treatment by 5/3/12. Must use all treatments on same area. Valid only for specified treatment areas. Services are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.