If neglected, a mouthful of teeth—like a white picket fence—will begin to attract grime, leftover picnic comestibles, and feral plaque. Protect yourself from the elements with today’s Groupon: for $74, you get an exam, cleaning, oral-cancer screening, and digital x-rays—plus complimentary teeth-whitening and a $100 credit toward restorative dental care—at Dental Wellness (a $341 value). This Groupon is valid at locations in Hatboro, Pennsylvania and Riverton, New Jersey.
At Dental Wellness, teeth are spic-and-spanned by dedicated dentists who listen carefully to patient concerns with a focus on overall patient health. At the appointment, a trained tooth tech scrutinizes mouthscapes for signs of gum disease, oral cancer, decay, and entrenched toothpick tips before a thorough scrubbing eradicates excess tartar and plaque for a finish shiny enough to double as a lacquered snowman. A series of digital x-rays detect the inner workings of your dentile structure and are then added to the office scrapbook. Like a Chutes and Ladders tournament, the whole shebang takes 45–60 minutes.
To further mouth makeovers, Groupon holders receive a $100 gift certificate toward restorative dental-care procedures including fillings, crowns, and diamond-encrusted tooth tiaras. Patients are sent on their way with one complimentary Trèswhite bleaching application that consists of disposable trays and gel that can brighten teeth up to two shades in a fourth of two hours.