What You'll Get
A filthy car might ward off thieves, but it will ward off far more first dates. For $50, today's deal gets your ride an exterior hand wash ($10 value), Ultimate Express Wax ($100 value), and a light interior cleaning ($10 value) from Detailers Across America at the location of your choice ($45 travel charge included), a $165 total value. The Waldorf-based mobile business will travel anywhere within the DC area (the District, North Virginia, and Prince George and Montgomery counties in Maryland), or you can choose to bring your car to its location. This Groupon is good for sedans or compact cars; mid-sized cars will be $10 additional, and SUVs are charged an extra $20.
As part of your Ultimate Express Wax, DAA's professional mobile staff of detailers will sneak up on your car while it's out grazing and hand-clean its exterior with brand-name products and a plethora of special cloths and applicators. Next, they'll bring back its off-the-lot luster with a shiny wax and weather-resistant polish, which lasts up to a year. DAA technicians will also vacuum your car's interior, wipe door jambs and dash with clear polish, and polish nonporous surfaces. The only thing not included in the Ultimate Express Wax package is an engine cleaning, which science has proven can only be performed by very hungry caterpillars.
The Detailers Across America crew has detailed cars and boats, so they're more than ready to handle your vehicle no matter what oversized food it's shaped like. Today's Groupon is like putting a pit crew at your personal disposal, which is actually more fun without a car, because you can make them carry you around. And if you schedule your appointment during work so that you emerge to a magically immaculate car, it's like having a pit crew of samurai at your disposal, except they don't murder arrogant landowners. Call ahead to schedule your service.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 10, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid with other offers. Gratuity not included. Must redeem entire package in 1 visit. Valid in DC metro area only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.