What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a 30-minute focused massage at Massage CSRA (a $40 value).
Massage CSRA's expert therapist alleviates body soreness and muscle tension with therapeutic massages. Each 30-minute muscle-pampering ministration works to knead muscles into relaxing states of nirvana, relinquishing them from aches and pains caused by long runs, grueling games of tennis, or marathon renditions of the macarena. Treatments focus on the specific problems of each client, creating efficient sessions and giving customers a satisfaction that they wouldn't receive from a massage intended for someone else.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.