A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today's Groupon: for $65, you get an anti-aging spa package—including a Woods lamp scanning (an $80 value), Nelly De Vuyst keratolyse facial (an $85 value), and facial wax (a $10–$15 value)—from Dr. Jeffrey Passer's Skin Suite (up to a $180 total value).
Dr. Jeffrey Passer relays his 35 years of medical expertise during each revitalizing session performed by the Skin Suite's resident esthetician. Clients first bathe their faces in the scanning light of a Woods lamp, which illuminates their skin type and primary issues, from dry skin to oily skin to skin covered in Pogs. The exfoliating Nelly De Vuyst keratolyse facial, customized according to the wisdom of the skin lamp, forces pores to relinquish their hoarded impurities while promoting vigorous cell renewal for a fresher facial tableau. Scars and sunspots can also fade during the facial, leaving clients with a smoother, more evenly toned layer. A finishing facial wax rousts out rogue hairs in undesired regions, stylishly shaping eyebrows into expressive arches or ellipses.