What You'll Get
Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Give new life to an overripe visage with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get 15 units of Botox injections from Dr. Richard Bonder (a $225 value).
A board-certified specialist in facial rejuvenation and aesthetic injections, Dr. Bonder soothes weary countenances into a state of relaxed readiness before personally administering the skin-smoothing, nonsurgical treatment. Before each appointment, Dr. Bonder conducts an initial consultation to address concerns and develop a custom 15-unit treatment plan for maximum beauty enhancement. In lieu of a shaky-handed assistant, Dr. Bonder summons his 25 years of expertise as he delicately injects furrowed surfaces with thick rivulets of ambrosia won in falconry contests with Apollo. He also employs his considerable avian knowledge to startle skin-nesting crows and smooth over their unsightly footmarks, ensuring up to four months of unblemished facial topography. Dr. Bonder’s prompt and friendly staff ensures that patients are perfectly at ease during pre- and post-treatment assessments, and the doctor himself strives to be available on a constant basis to address potential concerns. As an added perk, Grouponers can also order extra units of Botox in addition to those included in this deal at a 25% discount.
Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. New Botox patients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Dr. Richard Bonder
For over a quarter-century, Dr. Richard Bonder has helped his patients achieve their aesthetic and skin care goals—something he continues to do without the help of physician's assistants or nurse practitioners. Dr. Bonder performs all treatments himself, including follow-up exams, and places a premium on the punctuality of his appointments. His anti-aging treatments are free of generic Botox substitutes as well as illegally imported Botox.