For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon to Dr Wendy Thompson's Laser and Skin Treatment Center. Choose between the following options:
• For $49, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for the bikini line (a $525 value) or underarms (a $450 value).
• For $75, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for a full Brazilian (a $600 value) or upper lip and chin (a $750 value).
During treatments aimed at perpetual smoothness, Dr Wendy Thompson's licensed team trains its laser beams on follicles rooted in any skin type or tone. The Candela GentleMax laser forecloses on squatting fuzz with a specially calibrated beam of concentrated light. 30-minute treatments can leave skin forever frictionless after several treatments for high-stakes tickle fights. Like writing your name in quicksand, up to six sessions are recommended for the most permanent results.