What You'll Get
Clothes can say a lot about a person: a little black dress bespeaks elegance, while shorts and a T-shirt imply that the defendant is not taking this murder charge very seriously. Keep your reputation spotless with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of drop-off dry-cleaning services at Dry Clean Safari. This Groupon is valid at the locations in Ventura and Camarillo.
Dry Clean Safari carefully transforms duds from dirty to dazzling using an environmentally friendly solvent. After examining grimy garments for spots, stains, and clingy carpet beetles, the staff dunks them beneath the cleansing solvents of a dry-cleaning machine, easily unsoiling items ranging from ink-spotted shirts ($4.50), pants ($4.50), and sweaters ($5.25) to police uniforms ($5) laden with the smell of crime. The skilled filth fighters adhere to a strict 10-point policy that includes repairing torn pockets, de-linting garments, and replacing missing buttons, hooks, and eyes with rare gold coins.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for leather or alterations. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Dry Clean Safari
With speed and efficiency, the professionals of Dry Clean Safari—a Ventura County Star reader’s favorite for dry cleaning—treat soiled garments. While away from home, scuzzy shirts and pants worn during showdowns with giant squids are resuscitated using an environmentally safe solvent. During their decade in the business, the cleaners have handled everything from bridal gowns and rugs to office chairs, and their 10-point policy ensures that they pay as much attention to detail as George Lucas’s digitally enhanced video of his own birth.