What You'll Get
Getting in shape, much like speed-reading Russian literature, requires concentration and the strength to forge ahead through painful, protracted inner monologues. Forge ahead toward fitness with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get one month of training with up to two coached sessions per week at Dynamic Sports Development (up to a $397 value).
From its expansive, exercise-equipment-stocked warehouse, Dynamic Sports Development is a sports performance facility that rallies patrons to improve their strength, speed, explosiveness through training corporal and intellectual epicenters. Members of DSD’s populace flip tractor tires, swing kettlebells, and yodel through pull-ups while enmeshed in tow chains. Open for both men and women, results vary from ripped muscles and turbocharged athletic performance to ramped self-confidence and total Red Rover domination. Proficient, certified strength coaches, many of whom are accomplished athletes, devise and conduct up to two transmogrification sessions per week, rewarding dedicated burn-feelers with the fortitude of a draft horse and the single-minded determination of the itsy-bitsy spider. Class times vary, with both morning and afternoon times available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 12/1/11, sessions expire 1 month from activation date. Must be 9 or older. Must sign waiver. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.