What You'll Get
The song "It's Not Easy Being Green" stemmed from Kermit the Frog's frustration with the lack of eco-friendly cleaning products, as did some of his lesser-known songs, such as "Get That Lysol Up Out My Frog Face" and "Bumpin' and Grindin' with Mother Nature." Whistle a different tune with today's Groupon: for $80, you get four hours of cleaning services from Ecolistic Cleaning in Annapolis (a $160 value). This deal is valid for homes located within 20 miles of Annapolis.
Ecolistic Cleaning's cleaning crews employ all-natural, nontoxic cleaning products to scrub down homes while limiting the chemical footprint on the surrounding Chesapeake and Delaware Bays. The professional grime fighters wield a 25-point signature service checklist that sees to it that floors are vacuumed, furniture is dusted, and dust bunnies have been tagged and neutered. In the extensive bathroom cleanse, they'll evict shower-dwelling filth, eradicate bacteria from the toilet bowl, and wipe away botched toothpaste murals in the sink. Kitchen appliances, countertops, and surfaces get a thorough wipe down before floors are mopped and trash transfers its company headquarters to the curb. Ecolistic Cleaning donates a percentage of its profits annually to the Fruit Tree Planting Foundation, a charity that plants fruitful trees and plants worldwide to benefit the earth's beloved oxygen givers and still-life subjects.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By 12 day advance appointment only. 48hr cancellation notice or $50 fee may apply. New clients only. Valid only within 20 mi of Annapolis. Additional $15 fee for Saturday appointment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.