Throughout history, people have turned to massage for relieving pain, reducing stress, and improving their ability to see through steel-reinforced concrete bomb-shelter walls. Discover what's in someone's fallout stash with today's Groupon: for $79, you get two 55-minute massages from Elements Therapeutic Massage (up to a $158 value). Choose from eight locations: Aurora at Tower and Hampden, Aurora on Iliff, Littleton, Broomfield, Piney Creek, Castle Rock, Cherry Creek, and Centennial.

Licensed therapists at Elements Therapeutic Massage specialize in pain-reducing, stress-relieving massage techniques with customized problem-solving pressure levels that unwind body-clocks' squeaky gears. When you book your appointment, Elements Therapeutic Massage will match you with a massage therapist based on the amount of pressure you desire during the treatment. Perhaps the most well known of the five techniques, the Swedish massage is a light-pressure treatment that uses long, flowing muscle strokes to soothe tension, relieve stress, and bring tranquility to body and mind.

For muscle pain, joint aches, and general stiffness, the deep-tissue massage offers ample relief by stimulating muscles and encouraging blood circulation. A sports massage targets the stress that repetitive motions place on joints, ligaments, and tendons, helping reduce injury and swelling. If you've recently strained your latissimus dorsi while heroically flagging down a cab for a professional baseball player, opt for a trigger-point massage, which targets knots and aches. Expectant mothers or women who are pregnant can relieve discomfort and stress with a prenatal massage, which helps keep both mother and baby healthy.

Though some of Elements Therapeutic Massage's locations sometimes feature a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.