What You'll Get
While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get a full-body, one-hour massage, plus a 30-minute life care consultation (a $105 total value) at Elite Aesthetics & Micro-Spa, located on Superior Road. Elite offers varied, effective beautifying services, mining the natural pulchritude inherent in scores of Wisconsinites. Elite’s beauty curators and aesthetic experts will eliminate the mental stress and muscle tension that comes from hosting an amateur demolition derby in your backyard, providing a 60-minute full-body massage to loosen up tightened tendons. A 30-minute life care consultation offers indispensable life advice and health tactics, in addition to the well-known dictum about wearing a full-body suit made out of sunscreen gobs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Elite Aesthetics & Micro-Spa
Together, the skincare specialists at Elite Aesthetics & Micro-Spa represent more than 30 years of experience in the health-and-wellness industry. The spa’s massage therapists immerse themselves in the study and practice of various modalities, combining knowledge of human anatomy and the game of Operation with training in Swedish, deep-tissue, reflexology, and shiatsu massage. Aestheticians begin each skincare treatment by evaluating and classifying the client’s skin type according to its properties to customize facials, chemical peels, and microdermabrasion treatments. Along with massage and skincare services, the spa’s beauty professionals wax bodies, apply eyelash extensions, and prepare clients for wedding days with bridal makeup.