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Reviewed September 2, 2012
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What You'll Get
Unlike real spiders, spider veins are impervious to rolled-up magazines and rarely inspire beloved children’s novels. Squash pesky skin arachnids with today’s Groupon to Elite MD in Danville. Choose between the following options:
- For $149, you get two spider-vein-removal treatments for legs or face (a $700 value).
- For $289, you get four spider-vein-removal treatments for legs or face (a $1,400 value).
Elite MD’s physicians—who were highlighted on the Emmy Award–winning talk show The Doctors and appear weekly on KTVU Channel 2’s and KRON-4’s local newscasts—oversee a certified clinical staff in charge of vanquishing skin’s unwanted blemishes during spider-vein-removal treatments. During each 15- to 20-minute session, a talented technician zaps epidermal targets on the legs and elsewhere with pulses of laser light energy, helping to coagulate the blood, sink the blood vessel, and redirect circulation to deeper veins with the promise of free iron supplements. Though no local anesthesia is required, the laser pulses tend to yield a stinging sensation upon impact and may cause redness, bruising, or blistering following treatments. For optimal results, the staff recommends one or two treatments and doesn’t recommend the laser lights for clusters of varicose veins or patients who are secretly snowmen.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 24, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. 48hr cancellation notice required. Treatments are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Elite MD - Advanced Dermatology, Laser, & Plastic Surgery Institute
The clinical staff at Elite MD bring their international training experience to skin-smoothing services such as Botox and Dysport treatments, which target the muscles that cause facial wrinkles and involuntary winking at circus clowns. Elite MD proudly offers services ranging from Facials to Facelifts, Acne Treatments to Fat Reduction procedures. Additionally, dermatological procedures keep acne and eczema at bay while facials and peels aim to maintain luscious epidermal exteriors.