Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite cat distracter. For $150, you get six laser hair-removal treatments at ElleHomme Holistic MedSpa (a $900 value), located in the West Loop. You can purchase up to two Groupons to de-fuzz two of the following areas: upper lip, chin, neck, underarms, and bikini line.
Clubbers first discovered laser hair removal when laser-lighted DJ sets mysteriously resulted in zigzag-patterned goatees and missing ponytails. Clients visiting ElleHomme will receive much more targeted hair-removal services during six 15-minute follicle-zapping treatments. ElleHomme's state-of-the art equipment greatly reduces unwanted hair from the upper lip, chin, neck, underarms, and bikini line much more effectively and less painfully than waxing, shaving, sugaring, or rubbing against sap-soaked pine trees. ElleHomme boasts an experienced staff contained in an atmosphere of lustrous wood floors, plush furnishings, and soothing gray walls.
The body is a high-maintenance piece of equipment, requiring regular mouth and mind feeding, nail trimming, and Seinfeld rerun viewing. Free up schedules for pi memorization and building gingerbread mailboxes with ElleHomme’s time-saving laser treatments. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
Nine Yelpers give ElleHomme Holistic MedSpa an average of 3.5 stars:
- Great prices on chemical peels, photo-rejuvination, spray tanning...fun & friendly staff and a great pampering experience! – Teresa S.
- Elle and her staff were very nice and infomative about my treatment, and I will definatly go back for other services. I can't wait to see what the new space brings. – Cali F.
ellehomme Holistic Med Spa
Ellehomme Holistic Med Spa soothes clients as soon as they step into its 4,000-square-foot realm, which is overseen by a medical director, registered nurses, and aestheticians. They specialize in cosmetic treatments, from injectables, such as Botox and Juvederm, to laser hair removal and other services that smooth skin and eschew sandpaper.
In one of the massage spa's five treatment rooms, licensed therapists plunder ligaments for stashes of stress, using more than five modalities such as reflexology and deep tissue. Terry-lined waffle robes and cozy spa slippers escort clients to treatments and the relaxation lounge, where they mentally prepare themselves for reentry into a society filled with stress and evil robots.