What You'll Get
Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car whisperer with today's Groupon: for $39, you get an express mini detail from Empire Auto Detailers (up to a $110 value).
Empire Auto Detailers' team of car-buffing car buffs tends to motored wagons with a variety of mobile cleansing services featuring eco-friendly products. Cars relax in the comfort of their own driveways while a 60-minute express mini detail (up to a $110 value) melts away dirt and grime with a gentle polymer-boosted hand wash that rinses the car clean of mashed apple after hasty fruit-stand collisions. After the tender wash, one of Empire Auto Detailers' experienced car stylists will dry the exterior with chamois, wipe the door jambs, scrub the fender, and thoroughly excavate bats and french fries from your vehicle’s wheels, tires, and wheel wells. The interior windows, mirrors, gauges, and dashboard will glisten beneath the practiced detailer's hand, and a hand-applied spray wax provides protection for one month. Empire Auto Detailers' self-sufficient vans tote all the necessary water, fully biodegradable chemicals, and electricity needed to get the job done, with no need to ask their van parents for loans.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 3 more as gifts. Limit 1/car. Limit 1/visit. 48hr cancellation notice required. Valid only in Baltimore, Hartford, and Cecil Counties and Baltimore City. Extra fee for oversized vehicles, cars with heavily soiled interiors or outside service area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Epic Auto Detailers
The sight of Epic Auto Detailers' white and red vans rolling down the street strikes fear into the scratchy, whirring brushes of automatic car washes everywhere. The source of this dread is not the vans' self-sufficient supply of water and electricity, nor is it the onboard supplies and rain-shielding canopy; it is the technicians riding inside.
Epic Auto Detailers's dedicated detailing perform fully-loaded service packages that incorporate biodegradable carpet shampoos and steam cleaners, paint sealants that last from three months to one year, and waxes that leave cars with the sleek, wet look of a seal zooming down a Slip 'n' Slide. Ever ready to help autos in need, the technicians lend their careful hands to tint windows, install audio and alarm systems, and repair wheels and rims.