The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Hydrate it healthfully with today's Groupon: for $49, you get filtration-system installation (a $149.99 value) and one month of in-home or in-office water filtration (a $40 value) from Endless Water (a $189.99 total value).
Endless Water installs and maintains eco-friendly, bottle-less water filtration systems and dispensers designed to merge with preexisting water systems, thereby reducing costs and bottled water waste. Clients select from four machines equipped with distinct features such as the capacity to fill sports bottles, the option to spout extra hot water, or the ability to perform arias from The Little Mermaid on demand. Each machine wields a powerful cadre of technologies that keeps water flowing clean, filtered, and free of slippery microbe gangs. Carbon block filters reduce contaminants and particulate matter while purifying the water's personality, and an in-tank UV light breaks up bacterial black-light parties, robbing them of their reproductive ability and ensuring that any pesky populations—from e. coli to cryptosporidium—die out rapidly.
After chugging down the first month of filtered water access, Groupon clients can sign up for a long-term agreement with Endless Water for $40 a month (tax not included). This agreement includes the leasing of the machine as well as any maintenance that may be required.