Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. Rather than having bitter robots washing your car at a gas station, this Groupon gets your ride the luxurious hand washing it deserves at Clybourn Express Car Wash or Southport Express Car Wash. Choose between two options:
- For $9, you get a full-service car or SUV wash (up to an $18 value) plus a deluxe package of tire and dashboard dressing, spray wax, and air freshener (an $8 value).
- For $39, you get five full-service car or SUV washes (up to a $90 value) plus five deluxe packages of tire and dashboard dressing, spray wax, and air freshener (a $40 value).
During 15-minute full-service washes, vehicles weep with joy as crew members lather their shells by hand and sigh with relief as a giant hankie wipes away their tears. Wheels, rims, and windows sparkle after a thorough scrubbing, and doors stop sneezing when a towel whisks dust from their jambs. Inside the car, a vacuum collects ground-in bread crumbs and discarded treasure maps, forcing owners to make nice with their GPS machines. Afterward, the team dresses the tires and dashboards, then bastes the exterior with shiny spray wax. A hint of air freshener tops off the service, making buggies feel crisper than a deep-fried lettuce patch.
Southport Express Car Wash
At Southport Express Car Wash, single garage doors draw open to reveal a veritable assembly line of meticulous technicians gently scrubbing, rinsing, and towel-drying previously soiled vehicles. Early-morning weekday hours and full Sunday hours accommodate busy schedules and get unmotivated autos out of bed for washing procedures ranging from doorjamb wipe-downs to restorative leather conditioning. Each cleaning services is backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee, ensuring customers drive away happy after car horns beep a Morse code customer comment. Southport Express Car Wash is open from 7 a.m.–7 p.m. Monday–Saturday and 9 a.m.–5 p.m. on Sunday, weather permitting.