What You'll Get
The overgrown grass and gigantic shrubs of an unmaintained yard can provide shelter for pests and an unkempt Bobby Fischer as he whittles his chess trophies into the shape of kumquats. Protect your surroundings from freeloading yard guests with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a landscape spring cleanup from Exterior Services LLC (a $250 value). The backyard beauticians' service area includes Jefferson, Oldham, Shelby, Clark, and Floyd counties. This Groupon does not include lawn-mowing services.
Applying its 15 years of lawn-whispering experience on unruly front yards and disheveled shrubs, Exterior Services saves yards from the quiet criticism of persnickety raccoons. Verdant-thumbed landscapers give greenery a floral haircut, trimming back unkempt shrubs, trees, and perennials, and readying disheveled trees for the Arbor Day prom. Bed areas are cleaned of leaves, branches, and other debris and existing mulch is fluffed. In the event of a draught or roving bands of marauding hair dryers, soil can rest easy beneath a blanket of mulch, designed to protect against erosion and desiccation. After the initial service, Groupon holders are entitled to 30% off additional services for 1 year.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person/household, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid for up to 5,000 square ft homes. Valid only in Jefferson, Oldham, Shelby, Clark, and Floyd counties. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.