What You'll Get
For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser-hair-removal sessions on the lip, forehead, sideburn, ears, or chin at Fairfield Family Clinic (up to a $225 value).
Fairfield Family Clinic’s certified prettifiers remove unsightly body fuzz from surfaces with a cutting-edge laser, which emits highly concentrated beams of light to zap individual follicles into hairless existence. Sit back and relax as one of these seasoned technicians gingerly scours the chosen area with a luminescence-emitting apparatus. Hair removed via lasers, like bell-bottoms or disco-polka fusion music, most likely won’t make a comeback anytime soon. Like flawlessly reciting the Gettysburg Address in Pig Latin, treatment typically requires an average of 6–10 sessions to achieve desired results. Customers can also apply the value of their Groupon toward other body parts not included in this deal, such as the legs, arms, and back.
Unlike supervillains or cyborg primates, Fairfield’s staff performs laser-based procedures within a cozy, softly lit atmosphere, boasting clean procedural rooms and comfortable tables on which to lie.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice or $20 fee may apply. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. Valid only for lips, forehead, sideburns, ear or chin. Must use first treatment by 12/24/11. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.