Robots are good for many things, including freaking out dogs and launching war on mankind, but they often lack the gentleness of a human touch. This deal gets your ride the luxurious hand washing it deserves: for $13, you get an express spray wax car wash at Fairway Garden Carwash, located in City of Industry (a $26.99 value).
Fairway Garden Carwash is devoted to the highest standards of workmanship and customer service. All vehicles that pass through its facility are taken care of with a full-service hand wash, with skilled gurus examining every inch of each car's hull for filthy smudges and road backwash. Using environmentally friendly methods, great care is taken to eliminate any drag-creating buildup that might slow down your land-train and inhibit it from making jumps through time. Your console and dash will be dusted, the interior will be vacuumed, and a triple-polish wax will becombined with a Carnauba spray wax that’s applied to the exterior. You'll know your car is finished when you look into the fully buffed exterior and see a reflection of your younger self, just like a grown-up Peter Pan imagining what his life would have been like had he stayed in Neverland.
Each wash lasts about 20 minutes, allowing you to kick back in Fairway's clean, bright indoor lounge. Catch the game, a sports game, or the Most Dangerous Game on its plasma TVs; toss back refreshments; or employ the free WiFi to stare into your laptop and avoid eye contact, deftly dissuading the soda machine’s unwelcome advances.
Nine Yelpers give Fairway Garden Carwash an average of three stars:
- These guys work pretty quick, using compressed air to get moisture out the [sic] nooks and crannies of your car. I think I waited 1/2 hour for a superb job well done. – Mark A.
- People have always been friendly. Car has always come out looking great. They don't try to sell me on anything additional. I'm usually in and out since it's during my lunch break. – Ann C.