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What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $49, you get a 90-minute massage (a $100 value) at Family Therapeutic Massage Healing Center.
Family Therapeutic Massage and its staff of muscle maestros offer a bevy of soothing massages that masterfully skate soothing figure eights on backs while melting away stress and filling skeleton space suits with good vibes. Boost relaxation, stress reduction, circulation, and Twister victories with the aid of a Swedish massage, which uses long, soothing strokes to wring out tension and storm water. Target tension and nail a wooden stake through its heart with the focused stimulation of a deep-tissue massage, or pamper the strained backs of mothers-to-be with a pregnancy massage. Stick around long enough afterwards to take advantage of an infant massage. Family Therapeutic can also prepare muscley parts for digging straight to Vietnam with a sports massage or boost recovery time with its specialty medical massage.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only; 24-hr. cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Family Therapeutic Massage
The licensed massage therapists at Family Therapeutic Massage have taken a clinical, rather than a pure-relaxation, approach to pain management since 1995. Treatments such as sports, medical, and deep-tissue massage target localized pain caused by sports injuries, repetitive movements, or over-literal interpretations of the term couch surfing. The staff also detoxifies bodies with novel treatments such as sinus, and lymphatic drainage.