What You'll Get
Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Veto body toxins with today's Groupon: for $99, you get an Essential facial (a $90 value), a relaxation or deep-tissue massage (an $85 value), and an infrared sauna session (a $45 value) at Feel Well 4 Life in Laguna Beach (a $220 total value).
Surrounded by cool aquamarine walls, green plants, and soft lighting, the certified staff at Feel Well 4 Life perform a variety of holistic detoxification services in a serene wellness center. The 60-minute Essential facial uses Inventive Eco Organic, a boutique line of holistic skincare products that wrangles herbal extracts, botanical oils, and vitamins and minerals to cleanse and revitalize skin and prevent the face from going on strike. Bodywork buffs apply pressure to frazzled sinews, relieving stress and calming the nervous system in the one-hour relaxation massage. For a more rigorous tendon un-tautening, the one-hour deep-tissue massage relieves chronic pain in the muscles and connective tissues, eradicating stress from both the superficial and deeper tissue layers with an intensity matched only by the steely gaze two robots share during a staring contest. During the 45-minute infrared-sauna session, light waves attempt to detoxify bodies, making them sweat by asking probing questions about mischievous high-school antics.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice required. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Feel Well 4 Life
Holistic well-being often requires using multiple types of treatments to make bodies feel great. So Feel Well 4 Life employs everyone from colon hydrotherapists to certified aestheticians, some of who also specialize in practices such as therapeutic bodywork.
Occasionally, they rely on the power of technological advancements, using UV-sanitized water to cleanse the body's intestinal ductwork or dislodging pent-up toxins with the assistance of an electro-lymphatic drainage system.
Therapeutic massages help visitors relieve muscular tension and become more limber than Silly Putty after it's run over by a steamroller. Facials rejuvenate countenances with Inventive Organics skincare products, which are made from herbal extracts, rich botanical oils, and various vitamins and minerals.