What You'll Get
Family theme parks encourage activities considered unacceptable anywhere else, like underage driving, shooting lasers at friends, and hitting golf balls at smiling clowns. Keep those grinning comedians on their toes with today's Groupon: for $12, you get an Extreme Pass, which grants unlimited access to the all-ages raceway, amusement rides, mini-golf course, and roller-skating rink, as well as one round of laser tag, at Fiesta Village Family Fun Park in Colton (a $24.95 value). The Extreme Pass also grants admittance to Fiesta Village's Pyrite Rapids waterpark. Pyrite Rapids is open on Saturdays and Sundays from May 14 to June 20, daily from June 21 to August 14, and on Saturdays and Sundays from August 15 to September 4.
Fiesta Village fuses an array of amusing activities into a serene landscape of sun-loving flora and winding pathways that lead feet from attraction to attraction on a quest for fun. Make tires squeal on the racetrack, a closely supervised cement snake with professionally maintained cars capable of turning on a dime or melting one into a fun new shape. Rides tilt and whirl giddy visitors in endless loops, and Slugger's Super Slide fires patrons downhill atop a burlap steed. Dueling miniature golf courses weave throughout the pristinely planted grounds, which also feature an outdoor roller-skating rink, a coven of waterslides, and a bevy of other diversions from the bear-filled mundanity of the workweek.
An included game of laser tag lets visitors pin down opponents with a vest-vibrating shot from across the 2,400-square-foot arena. Fiesta Village has several on-site eateries to satisfy appetites worked up during mini golf or the inevitable mid-golf wrestling sessions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.