Although the quickest route is usually a straight line, a large metropolitan center creates geometric anomalies wherein quick travel involves unexpected angles, confusing detours, and the avoidance of slowly crossing babies. Leave the strenuous navigation to the professionals with today’s Groupon: for $45, you get $100 worth of any chauffeured service from Fifth Avenue Limousine & Luxury Services.

Specializing in safe, reliable, and high-class transportation, Fifth Avenue Limousine provides sleek rentals to chauffeur customers throughout the metro area. Operating impeccably maintained vehicles, certified, background-checked, and commercially licensed drivers ferry riders from checkpoint to checkpoint with smiles on their faces and frowns on their kneecaps. Up to six passengers can comfortably show up Cinderella’s pumpkin in a black Cadillac Escalade for a one-way transfer ($94) or luxuriously meander around town for a four-hour automobile-bound Fast & Furious movie marathon ($65/hour). Stylish basketball teams can commute in the comfortable 10-seater Sprinter luxury land yacht ($145/transfer or $94/hour), which boasts a bar area, 32-inch plasma TVs, and nap-ready leather seats.