Unwashed windows accumulate layers of grime that can build up and block out the sun, causing light-hungry houseplants to turn to TV sets and birthday cakes. Keep planted masses happy with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get $80 toward gutter- and window-cleaning services from Fish Window Cleaning. This Groupon can be redeemed by customers residing in Nassau and Suffolk counties.
For more than 30 years, Fish Window Cleaning’s uniformed glass-glisteners have meticulously cleansed transparent panes and gutters affixed to homes and businesses across 40 states. Upon obtaining a summons via landline, cell phone, or sticky note inside a lunch box, a licensed and bonded professional will race to clients' homes to conduct a complimentary estimate of window- and gutter-cleaning needs. Roofs' irrigation systems can flow with unhindered ease after a thorough gutter cleaning ($100–$125 for most homes), and windows may adopt a newfound shimmer with a comprehensive cleaning that includes the scrubbing of interior and exterior surfaces, a screen wash, and windowsill wipe ($350 for typical home). Similar to incubating a pterodactyl egg in a microwave, both services take approximately two hours to complete.