What You'll Get
Unwashed windows accumulate layers of grime that can build up and block out the sun, causing light-hungry houseplants to turn to TV sets and birthday cakes. Keep planted masses happy with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get $80 toward gutter- and window-cleaning services from Fish Window Cleaning. This Groupon can be redeemed by customers residing in Nassau and Suffolk counties.
For more than 30 years, Fish Window Cleaning’s uniformed glass-glisteners have meticulously cleansed transparent panes and gutters affixed to homes and businesses across 40 states. Upon obtaining a summons via landline, cell phone, or sticky note inside a lunch box, a licensed and bonded professional will race to clients' homes to conduct a complimentary estimate of window- and gutter-cleaning needs. Roofs' irrigation systems can flow with unhindered ease after a thorough gutter cleaning ($100–$125 for most homes), and windows may adopt a newfound shimmer with a comprehensive cleaning that includes the scrubbing of interior and exterior surfaces, a screen wash, and windowsill wipe ($350 for typical home). Similar to incubating a pterodactyl egg in a microwave, both services take approximately two hours to complete.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Valid only within Nassau and Suffolk counties. Not valid east of Riverhead. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.