What You'll Get
Dry cleaning has become the most compelling laundry option since washing machines have started purposefully malfunctioning to score more face time with the brawny repairman. Cleanse more than ripped bodices with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of dry-cleaning services at Fishman's Personal Care Cleaners, located on 17th Avenue Southwest.
Fishman's Personal Care Cleaners gently refines garments using environmentally friendly techniques. Purify a pair of pants ($9.45+) and a coordinating shirt ($3.40+) before taking them out to dinner, or freshen a soiled suit ($20.60+) or a musty blouse ($4.35+) to make a stellar impression during your big job interview at the Soylent Green factory. Fishman's also cures comforters of long winters spent resting under dozing cats ($26.58+), while removing filth left on rugs ($2+/sq. ft.) from boot soot and yeti tracks. Park in front of the store with confidence, as the lot attendant Kory will guard vehicles during peak hours from any stray bulldozers or misplaced meteors.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for leather. Delivery not included. Must use in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.