Curing a virus-plagued computer is a daunting task, especially with the removal of outmoded chicken soup intake ports. Alleviate software sickness with today's Groupon to FixMyPC4Me. This Groupon is valid for on-site service within a 30-mile radius of Athens, and remote service may be an option depending on individual PC needs. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get virus removal and system optimization for one computer (a $125 value).
- For $44, you get a computer tune-up and optimization (a $95 value).
FixMyPC4Me heals computers of bit-based maladies and clogged processing pipelines, leaving customers with faster and more secure machines. Equipment slowed by viruses and worms is rendered anew by the curative touch of the resident data doctor. Each rig is then subjected to a battery of diagnostics and procedures to clean pixilated pileups and drive out colonies of silicon ants. The tune-up provides the same service for slow but otherwise uninfected PC's.
FixMyPC4Me's technician brandishes eight years of experience in computer repair, including work as a beta tester for Microsoft. Remote support is available 24/7 for those who find themselves woefully unable to doctor pictures of their sleeping pets into scenes from Inception at 4 a.m.