Pranking has its own set of laws, including a mandate not to prank those with limitless humor, an easily surprised bladder, or an inside connection to the underworld of professional toilet saran-wrapping. Take part in an unconventional joke with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a do-it-yourself flocking rental from Flamingos 2 Go (a $120 value). Pick up and drop off your flocking kit at Flamingos 2 Go's League City location.
Created by chief flockologist Chris Ann Dale, Flamingos 2 Go provides the goofy gear for practical jokers to stealthily decorate lawns with festive signs and kitschy plastic lawn ornaments that surprise the recipient and help celebrate any occasion. This deal grants lawn jesters a two-day rental of 50 pink flamingo or 50 black buzzard lawn ornaments (an $80 value), a rental set of “Happy Birthday” or “Over The Hill” signs (a $20 value), and a rental of one personalized sign printed on weatherproof plastic (a $20 value). Much like TPing a house or duct-taping someone’s hand to their face, flocking is a fun, harmless prank that celebrates a birthday, graduation, newborn baby, or die-hard dedication for the upcoming promotion. Flamingos are easier to clean up than other lawn pranks, and for an additional fee, Flamingos 2 Go can meet at a designated drop-off point or call in their heavy artillery of lighting-fast flockesseiurs to do the job while you distract the recipient.
Dishing out flamingo-shaped balloons, lollipops, pens, beads, and vinyl monograms, Flamingos 2 Go can keep clients smiling with extra add-ons for any special occasion. The humorous staff finds little ways to create a chuckle on the job, such as wearing Groucho Marx glasses when you pick up your goodies or planting never-deflating whoopie cushions in your car.